Odd Hits I received from Google and other search engines
What follows is a short list of selected search strings that led visitors to my site.
Of course, Google is my all-time-favourite search engine (at least for now), but still odd combinations of search words can unexpectedly lead to my (fairly innocent) site.
The bold ones are copied literally records from the logfiles, I translated most of them, for the sake of completeness.
People looking for travel tips
|banana bar hersonissos||id.|
|autoband hotel||motor-tyre hotel|
|uitgaan bar bejaarden Kreta||going out bar old people Crete|
|pod zvicinou hotel||id.|
|Nederlands koninklijke familie ski vakantie||dutch royal family ski holiday|
Yes, I do know Arby from Hersonissos, and the Banana bar... But no, I have no further knowledge (and definitely not willing to gain it either) of weird hotels, going out with senior citizens, or the royal dutch family.
People looking for nudidity...
|naakt een ijsje eten||eating an ice-cream naked|
|naakt wandelen||naked walking|
|naakt beekje||naked brooklet|
|naakt fietsen||naked cycling|
|naakt snorkelen||naked scuba-diving|
|naakt kajak||naked kayak|
|naakt hotel||naked hotel|
'Dirty!-Filthy!-Odd!-Funny!-Making-me-laugh!-Please-come-back-again!'-people look on my site for naked stuff, wet T-shirt pics and creepier things, just because of some unlucky combinations of words on some of my webpages. Oh, well...
People looking for tips 'n tricks on computers
|Fijn database ontwerp
||nice database layout
|project planning simpel programma
||project planning simple program
|Trivia in de informatica
||trivia in computer science
|professionele webpagina's met msaccess 2002
||professional webpages with msaccess 2002
|hoe maak ik voortgangsbalken in php
||how to create progress bars in php
|hoe maak ik spacer.gif
||how to create spacer.gif
Most of these are perfectly valid questions, although somewhat silly sometimes...
People looking for nonsense
|beschimmeld brood||mildewed bread|
|gÃ¶llÃ¼ (no typo)||id.|
|waar koop ik oakley in amsterdam||where do I buy oakley in amsterdam|
Note. Yes, I marked this page as non-indexable to search spiders and robots. Otherwise the number of 'odd hits' would probably explode, given the set of words above.